Well, in a
week in which I thought I’d be ranting about how terrible most things are,
Hollywood (and not Netflix) gave me some reasons to change my mind. But no
worries, dear readers, there is plenty of ranting coming up.
Movies Seen In Theaters This Week:
42, Evil Dead, The Host, Alice In
Wonderland, The People vs. George Lucas
Lesson 5: The Big Screen is the Best
Screen
This is one
of two films that are cheats. This week I saw Disney’s 1951 animated classic Alice In Wonderland on the “Big Screen.”
How? As some of you may be aware, I teach and direct children’s theatre for a
living, and this week we just finished a production of Alice in Wonderland and projected the film on the side of our
theatre. It was wonderful. It’s not nearly the first time I’ve seen this, nor
the first time this year, But this film is meant be seen on a big screen. Alice is beautiful. The animation of
this classic film is just stunning to look at. It doesn’t try to be beautiful
it just is (hint hint Tim Burton hint
hint). This is some of the most creative, imaginative, and story-based
animation ever made. If you ever get a chance to see it on a big screen, don’t
miss it.
Lesson 4: It Never Hurts to Play It
Close to the Vest
42 is just like its lead character. It’s strong, silent on
the surface, yet has so much to say. I really enjoyed 42, which is the story of how Jackie Robinson broke the color
barrier in baseball and became a major player in the civil rights movement. Though
42 never pushes any boundaries (and
is everything that you expect it to be, right down to the melodramatic ending straight
out of The Natural), I’m willing to
forgive it. This films plays to baseball fans. I can’t say that it holds up for
people that aren’t already interested in the subject matter or the sport, but
Jackie makes a strong lead character and there are some very solid performances.
Harrison Ford reminds us why he is one of the biggest actors of all time and
gives a simply amazing performance as the owner of the Brooklyn Dodgers, Branch
Rickey. He and the lead, Chadwick Boseman, give two amazingly strong
performances. Long story short, 42 is
more than worth your time and for baseball fans like me, it will tug at your
heart strings. (Look for the Nerd 5 Top 5 Best Baseball Films of All Time later
this week. It’s my birthday present to you guys!)
Lesson 3: Stephanie Meyer is THE WORST
There is
nothing about The Host that I like. There
is nothing that makes The Host watchable.
There is nothing I can say that will sufficiently let you know how terrible The Host is. This is one of the
drawbacks of living in a smaller community (for now – “Movin’ on up! To the
West Side…”) is that instead of having smaller indie films to view, I’m stuck
watching these terrible studio flops because there is nothing else to fill our
theatres… Grrr… grrr. But let’s focus my anger on the real target. Stephanie
Meyer. YOU HAVE RUNIED SO MANY THINGS THAT I LOVE! I hate that now we have a
rash of sci-fi based love stories with so much potential that fail because no
one is thinking about the premise! They’re all just trying to shlep the film to
13-year-olds who want a crap-tastic love story. This is just one of many Twilight knock offs, made worse by the fact
that it’s from the same author, but The
Host feels especially forced and is thrown together with an unforgivable lack
of thought. Just toss all logic out the window when watching this thing. The Host = Pain.
Lesson 2: There is Always a Right Way…
I have no
reason to like the new Evil Dead.
It’s a horror film (which I typically hate). It’s a remake (which I nearly
always hate) and yet, I really enjoyed watching Evil Dead. I was surprised by how much I loved watching this
insanely gruesome film. Why was I so engrossed? IT USED LOGIC! Shocking, I know,
but this film had every choice backed by logic and motivation and was
shockingly effective. If you enjoy a good horror film, then Evil Dead is for you. I have to be honest,
I personally don’t get scared by horror films, so I can’t say whether Evil Dead works on that level (although in
the theater there were plenty of screaming people, two couples even walked out
and came back when the “scary” scene was over, so I guess it is scary). What does
Evil Dead do right? Sam Raimi and Bruce
Campbell (the director/writer and the star of the original three Evil Dead films) both served as
producers for the 2013 reboot. As an audience member, it seems as if Rami and
Campbell wanted to revisit the subject matter and retell the story with with
new technology, but they were smart enough to realize that their original take
on the subject matter had already been done (they did it), it exists and the
fans love it. So why try to change, remake, or improve on the original? Why not
let someone else make their own version and give them guidance? Let a new generation
fall in love with a new film while still paying tribute to the old ones? This
is what the new Evil Dead did. It’s a
similar story, but it’s not the same. Honestly, it could very easily serve as a
continuation of the older stories, but with a new cast of characters. That’s
how I saw the film and that’s what makes it great.
Lesson 1: … And A Wrong
Way
Has
anyone gotten where this is going? Lesson #1 for the week, there is a WRONG way
to revisit your work. This is where the film The People vs. George Lucas comes into play. I re-watched this documentary
on Sunday before watching Evil Dead
and it totally colored the way I viewed it. The
People vs. George Lucas is a great documentary released in 2010 (it’s
currently streaming on Netflix) and it explores the love/hate relationship that
Lucas’ fans have with the director. But where does everyone’s problem with
Lucas lay? That he goes back and tampers with his films. Lucas chooses to
change the films we love instead of embracing them. It’s a little strange to
praise Raimi and bash Lucas in the same breath, but I think that Raimi has
learned from Lucas’ mistakes. Lucas is a visionary filmmaker, and for all the
things we hate about what he does, we wouldn’t have many of the films we love (like
the original Star Wars & Indiana Jones trilogies) without him. The People vs. George Lucas is a
fascinating look at fans and their interactions with their nerd idols, and is
very much worth finding to take a watch.
I cannot agree more with you about the Host. I read the book and thought that it was good, way better than Twilight at any rate, so I was kinda excited to see the movie. Big disappointment. I was the only person in the theater and I ended up texting to fill the time because I was that bored.
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